Saturday, April 14, 2012

M is for - Would you rather... (what? I couldn't think of an M word and it's time for a new Would You Rather question. Okay?)

It's time for a new Would You Rather question!  Last week the question was "Would you rather use a litter box in private for a year, or use a toilet in front of an audience one time"  That was a tough question because neither choice is very fun to think about, but think about it you did!  You thought about what kind of litter you could use, you thought about having a marathon poop in front of the audience, you worried that if you chose the litter box option, you could never leave the house again, which made me think, "You poop in bathrooms other than your own? How???"  I chose the litter box option because I think I'd rather die than eliminate my waste in front of an audience.  But why is it so humiliating?  Everyone does it.  The majority of you chose to go in front of a crowd.  I can hardly go in a bathroom stall.

So this week's question is more of a "What would you love more," than "Would you rather."  Here it is:

Would you rather...

Have wings instead of arms 
(yes, there is flying, but no hands)


OR

Have hooves instead of feet
 (clop clop clop)


Like this but permanent! 
If you have a "Would You Rather" question idea, email it to me!

17 comments:

  1. hooves! yes! honestly, i think that would be awesome. you could paint them like you would your toe nails, you would always make a cool noise on hard surfaces. the only downside is that you would have to wear them ALL the time, so you'd need to make sure you cleaned them well before you climbed into bed. don't want to get your sheets all muddy...

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    1. Me too, hooves is the only way to go. I would love to clop clop around.

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  2. I think I'm going to go with hooves....although it would make it hard to be sneeky..always making noise everywhere you go what if you were trying to spy on someone maybe you can buy hoove noise reducers. Idk but I'm going with hooves.

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    1. "it would be hard to be sneeky". Lol! No kidding! Have to stick with wall to wall carpeting. Or I'm sure someone would develop rubber overshoes. Overhoofs.

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  3. Okay ladies....hooves it is! Believe it or not, there is hoof polish on the market, ask well as rubber hoof covers called easy boots...no worries about being sneaky!

    Sarah, you are too funny!

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    1. LOL! If I wake up with hooves, you will be the first person I call!

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  4. Although I would love to have the wings, I'm too reliant on my hands to give those up.

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    1. What if you had the wings with little hooks on the joint like a bat? Would that make it any better?

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  5. Wings would be great but I'll have to go with hooves also...no more blisters, no more wearing heels....ahhhh it'd be great. Looking forward to reading more from you!

    I'm also doing the A-Z Challenge!
    http://trifleslifles.blogspot.de/

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    1. You totally sell the choice for hooves. Now I actually wish I had hooves. Stupid human feet.

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  6. Hooves. I'm good with my hands.

    You're welcome, ladies.

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  7. wings.

    also, i didn't catch last week's WYR... but if i didn't have to wipe in front of the audience, i could probably go to the bathroom in front of them. then take a 3-hour shower. little boxes smell.

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    1. I would have to go to therapy if I eliminated the ole' bowels in front of people. No shower would clean that off of me.

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  8. that was supposed to say "litter" but both are right.

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  9. Wings. At least I could fly :) Hooves are kind of... useless.
    Unless they come with the existence of fauns. If they do, I am totally all over it :)

    Happz A to Z! :)

    http://multicoloreddiary.blogspot.com

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    1. Thanks for stopping by! Please see Liwi's comment above.

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