Thursday, March 29, 2012

Would you rather...

It's time for a new Would You Rather question.  Last week's question, "Would you rather tell your mom what a rusty trombone is, or regurgitate an egg in front of your boss" wasn't even close.  Most of you would much rather tell your mom about a disturbing sexual activity than pop a whole egg out of your mouth.  I thought that popping the egg out would win because it's kind of neat, but clearly you like to shock your mothers more. (me too)  For those of you who didn't already know what a rusty trombone was and looked it up; I feel like I should say I'm sorry, but I'm not really sorry.  I'm still kind of laughing inside. On to this week's question:

Would you rather fly in coach across the Pacific Ocean, in a jam-packed plane with a one-year-old

Baby on a plane.  (Get it?)

OR

Eat a delicious hamburger made from cat meat 

"I'm delicious"

17 comments:

  1. I am scared of flying to the point that last time I flew (January)I had to go and look at all the flashy cockpit lights and talk to the pilots because I was crying so much. Yeah, I'm nearly 30.

    That said I would STILL not eat a cat burger so I guess I would have to go on the plane. The kid screaming would drown out my crying and you didn't say I couldn't be medicated.

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  2. A catburger just might be purrfect!

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  3. Just saying, I looked up what a rusty trombone was after I voted, and I was mortified. I came back to your page, looking at the question, and decided I'd still rather explain that to my mom than regurgitate an egg.

    Some serious questions, lady.

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  4. I use earplugs because of my husband's snoring, I think they would work just as well on an airplane with a one-year-old.

    Cat meat? Eew Eew Eew!!!

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  5. Both of those things sound amazing! Flying stinks because it's so boring but it would be way better if you had a little kid to play with! And eating a cat burger sounds fun because I think I would like to see what it tastes like and it would be fun to do an evil cackle while I ate it. Take that someone's beloved pet! Hahaha!

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  6. Abigail, that sounds terrible? You're lucky they didn't put you in a straight jacket (or did they?)

    Eva: Oh Eva. Oh Oh Oh Eva.

    Tiffany: Thank you for telling me that you were horrified about the rusty trombone. It makes blogging fun. I can't believe you wouldn't want to regurgitate an egg!

    Sandy: If you could ignore the baby, that would be fine, but what about all the death stares from the other passengers?

    Azia: have you ever tried it? Don't knock it til you've tried it.

    Simone: You have to pick one. Neither is not an option.

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  7. Hm... I guess since I'm on this whole "organic, grass-fed beef only" thing, the cat meat is out.

    Screaming airplane it is.

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  8. Tonight I had to explain to my "roommate mom" (the lady I live with) what MILF meant. Because dumb Jay Leno made a MILF joke, and he said, Mother I'd Like to Forget.

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  9. I'm confused. Is the cat burger really delicious?

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  10. Millie on a plane vs cat burger I choose: Millie
    Sid on a plane vs cat burger I choose: cat burger

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  12. Millie on a plane vs cat burger I choose: Millie on a plane
    Sid on a plane vs cat burger I choose: cat burger

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  13. Only if it was my daughter at one. She slept the whole flight. Plus, I'm a vegetarian.

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  14. Poor little kitties that have to get ground up for cat burgers! :( I choose the plane ride with the annoying baby. Hello noise cancling headphones!

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  15. Cat burger.

    I've flown across the planet with allllll sorts of people. I hate flying. I LOVE cats but not that much, and lots of cats (no matter how much I like them) are feral and miserable. Honestly you wouldn't even have to put a one year old on the plane. If my next across-the-world flight could be changed to a perfectly safe instant teleport by me eating one cat-burger I would do it every single time.

    The only way this would change is if it were MY cat. I'd live on a plane for the rest of my life with nothing but babies if it meant no harm came to her.

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