Day 4 bruise beard
My parent's took the kids for the weekend so I had to meet my Mom halfway between our towns and pick Kira up because she has school this week. Yesterday morning, as I was lying in bed sleeping, the phone rang and on the answering machine was the secretary from Kira's school asking where Kira was. What? Kira told me she had a four day week. I knew that this was a four day week. She told me Monday was the day they had off. She was wrong. Thursday is the last day of school. Sneaky little turd.
Today is day 5 and I'm feeling pretty good. I went to the doctor this morning and he said I'm healing as if I'm on day 7 instead of day 5. EAT THAT, FELLOW PATIENTS! He was a bit surprised at my swelling. I'm not even swollen anymore. Here's me today:
If he saw me a few days ago I wonder what he would have said. Probably, "Holy shit!" Today my bruises are turning green.