I've been watching YouTube all day and you are not going to believe what I have learned. It's hard for me to say, because it's such bad news, so I'll just come out with it. You better sit down.
The world is going to end on December 21, 2012.
You have three years. That's it.
I watched a show that *scientifically* proves it. First of all, Nostradamus predicted it. Enough said, am I right? But wait, there's more evidence than that. The Mayan calendar, which was a way way more accurate calendar than the one we use now (why don't we just use the Mayan calendar?) ends on December 21, 2012. Just ends. Also an old Roman oracle said that the world was going to end, and she was right about a lot of other stuff. She huffed cave gas that gave her special powers, so it's got to be true.
Why is the world going to end? Lots of reasons, listed on this website, but mostly because the Milky Way's black hole, the sun and the earth are all going to line up and you know what that means! If you don't know, I'm not gonna tell you! Just know this, it's B A D. I personally think it will be number 15, Time Travel Error. Someone from the future ventures into our past and causes a conflict in the space-time continuum. You know, like in Back To The Future when Michael J. Fox went back in time and almost caused his parents not to hook up, and then had to make sure that his parents hooked up (gross) or else he would disappear, limb by limb. Exactly like that.
So, my friends, what are you going to do to make the last three years of your life the most awesome three years ever? Mitch and I are going to get lots of credit cards and go completely nuts. Mama's getting a karaoke machine!